The A.S.S. Thrifty may not be the biggest, fastest ship in the fleet, but its crew is the, um, well, they're something. There's: Captain Kahkay, who might just believe in himself a little too much; Lieutenant Commander M-, the Science Officer whose name is unpronounceable and unspellable to human beings, and who just might be evil; Chief Engineer Foley, who literally keeps the engines humming; Chief Medical Officer Doctor Who Grappa, as strong as she is monosyllabic; Lieutenant Commander Tokaladie, the communications chief, who is often undervalued; and Admiral Jamieson, the disgraced superior currently serving as their XO.
Each month, they explore the galaxy, encountering new races, including their arch rivals, the C'mons, and getting into trouble.
Capt. Richard Kahkay ~ Nick Arganbright
Lt. Com. M- ~ Shane Stefanchik
Lt. Com. Tokaladie ~ Katie Boissoneault
Chief Engineer Foley ~ Brendan Talty
Dr. Who Grappa ~ Chase McCants
Neu - Kristin Green
Adm. Jamieson ~ Keith Jackson
#1 "God Man" ~ Kahkay meets the crew and Garry has an encounter with a god-like energy being. (Live Show 7/11/15 | Podcast 1/3/16)
#2 "Awshucks, Awshucks" ~ Kahkay has trouble securing a doctor. (Live Show 8/8/15 | Podcast 2/14/16)
#3 "The Conundrum With C'mons" ~ The crew protects a shipment of broccolilite from their rivals, the C'mons, who are vacationing on a space station where the harvested crop is stored. (Live Show 9/12/15 | Podcast 3/27/16) (Special Columbus Podcast Meetup Live Show 5/23/17 | Podcast 2/11/18)
#6 "Homesick for the Holidays" ~ A Christmas Vampire sucks dry the spirit of the holidays. (Live Show 12/12/15 | Podcast 6/19/16)
#7 "March to War Part I: The Barren World" ~ Captains Kahkay and Yeez compete for control of an uninhabited planet. (Live Show 2/13/16 | Podcast 7/24/16)
#8 "March to War Part II: Traitor in Their Midst" ~ Who on the Thrifty might be covertly trying to start a war between the A.S.S. and the C'mons? (Live Show 3/12/16 | Podcast Coming 8/21/16)
#9 "March to War Part III: Another Round" ~ Negotiations continue to break down, while the crew imbibes. (Live Show 4/9/16 | Podcast 9/11/16)
#10 "March to War Part IV: Off Course" ~ Revelations make some rethink their conclusions. (Live Show 5/14/16 | Podcast Coming 10/9/16)
#11 "March to War Part V: Cliffhanging" ~ Admiral Jamieson pursues a missing officer. (Live Show 6/11/16 | Podcast 11/6/16)
#12 "March to War Part VI: C'mon Conclusion" ~ The villain is revealed, and somebody gets what they deserve. (Live Show 7/16/16 | Podcast 12/11/16)
#13 "Kids These Days" ~ Kahkay answers a distress call and finds only children on a planet. (Live at OGP's West Grandview Fringe Festival 8/13/16 | Podcast 2/19/17)
#14 "Dirt in Your Eye" ~ A smuggler and a woman from Kahkay's past. (Live Show 8/20/16 | Podcast 3/12/17)
#15 "Women, Women, Everywhere" ~ Kahkay wonders if he needs to mend his wandering ways. (Live Show 9/3/16 | Podcast 4/16/17)
#16 "Who Who?" ~ A trip back to Who's planet makes the security chief rethink her career decisions. (Live Show 10/8/16 | Podcast 5/14/17)
#17 "Defrosted" ~ A man from the past proves a dangerous and deadly foe. (Live Show 11/19/16 | Podcast 6/25/17)
#18 "Gather 'Round the Fire" (Part 1 "The Funeral of Doctor Awshucks" / Part 2 / Part 3 / Part 4 / Part 5) ~ Packer and Ratcliff help Kahkay get over a loss. This was the framework story for our Christmas show. (Live Show 12/10/16 | Podcast 7/9/17-8/8/17)
#19 "Changes" ~ There are shifts in senior staff just before the crew encounters a deadly probe. (Special Guest Star Jesse Thorn) (Live Show 1/14/17 | Podcast 8/20/17)
#20 "Sneaking Around" ~ On a secret mission, Kahkay gets into trouble. (Live Show 2/11/17 | Podcast 9/24/17) Written by Jerome Wetzel and Nick Arganbright
#21 "It's All About Zee Part I" ~ Kahkay, Tokaladie, M-, and an ensign are kidnapped by a highly superior being. (Live Show 3/11/17 | Podcast 10/29/17) Written by Nick Arganbright
#22 "It's All About Zee Part II" ~ Zee toys with her captives and forces them to play a game. (Live Show 3/11/17 | Podcast 11/12/17) Written by Nick Arganbright
#23 "City of the Past That, In a Way, Exists Forever" ~ Kahkay and M- chase an insane Foley back in time. (Live Show 4/8/17 | Podcast 12/2/17)
#24 "Dirt's Women" ~ The mysteriously familiar Mr. Loam brings three mail-order brides aboard for transport. (Live Show at Columbus Podcast Festival 4/27/17 | Podcast 12/24/17)
#25 "Our Chief Foley" ~ Foley deals with an emergency on the Thrifty. (Live Show 5/13/17 | Podcast 1/7/18)
#26 "Journey of Babble" - The Thrifty transports an Ambassador. (Live Show 6/19/17 | Podcast 3/4/18)
#27 "False Echo" - M- finds himself in unfamiliar surroundings. (Live Show 7/15/17)
#28 "Judge Jimmy: Is M- Evil?" - In a crossover episode with The Good, The Bad, & The Geeky podcast, M- asks Judge Jimmy to rule once and for all if he is, indeed, evil. (Live Show 7/15/17) Written by Jerome Wetzel and Nick Arganbright
#29 "It's a Trap!" - The Thrifty comes to the aide of a colony attacked by C'mons. (Live Show 8/12/17)
#30 "Neu Life" ~ Tokaladie and Foley's secret project is revealed. (Live Show 9/9/17)
#31 "Waking Up Is Hard to Do" ~ The Thrifty's computer gains sentience. (Special Guest Star Justin McElroy) (Live Show 10/14/17)
#32 The Universe Journey RPG Event (Live Show 11/11/17) Written by Nick Arganbright, Featuring:
- "The Scary Dead: The Whole Problem"
- "Daniel Kravitz, Chosen One: The Fox and the Hound"
- "The Topnotch Tangler: Lucy in Disguise With Diamonds"
- "Universe Journey: Roll of the Dice"
#33 "Sleigh Ride" - Lt. Com. Tokaladie does a rotation in security on the A.S.S. Meru. (Live Show 12/9/17)
#34 "Three 'Men' & An Infant" - A baby unexpectedly shows up at Foley's apartment. (Live Show 1/13/18)
#35 "Eee Zee Aaa" - An advanced life form wants to spend Valentine's Day with Kahkay. (Live Show 2/10/18)
#36 "The Dream" - Kahkay comes face-to-face with the captain of the best starsheep in the fleet, the A.S.S. Dream. (Special guest star Stephen Woosley) (Live Show 3/10/18)
#37 "Spring Break" ~ The crew stops off on a mysterious and dangerous planet. (Live Show 4/14/18)
#38 "Woman or Fauxman" - Neu's rights are called into question when the A.S.S. tries to seize her as property. (Live Show 5/12/18)