COMMERCIALS

In between each of our regular installments, we present a series of short mini-stories masquerading as commercials. Eventually, they will all be on the podcast. Here are all of them, alphabetically after the first.
 

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SO LONG, STARGAZER

Technically, not a commercial, though the band did play during a commercial break in our first anniversary show. The track below contains that break song, as well as pre-show entertainment and their rendition of our opening, "Welcome to Our Show." Check out the band's album and website at solongstargazer.com

So Long, Stargazer at Our First Anniversary

 

ASTRONAUT JAKE

Astronaut Jake is a real-life astronaut, not one o' them Hollywood-types.

Astronaut Jake - Ryan Yohe

Episodes

#1 Telescope (Live Show 5/12/18)

#2 Ice-cream (Live Show at Comfest 6/22/18)

 

COWBOY JOE

Cowboy Joe is a real-life cowboy, not one o' them Hollywood-types. But his run-ins with the law are a bit more real than he'd like.

Cowboy Joe ~ Keith Jackson

Episodes:

The Saga of Cowboy Joe (Collects Bulleted Episodes Below | Podcast 5/22/16)

  • #1 Brand (Live Show 7/9/15) (Special OGP's West Grandview Fringe Festival Edition 8/13/16 | Podcast 4/4/17)
  • #2 Boots (Live Show 8/8/15)
  • #3 Police Scanner (Live Show 9/12/15)
  • #4 Public Defender (Live Show 10/10/15)
  • #5 Handcuffs (Live Show 11/14/15)
  • #6 Electric Chair (Live Show 12/12/15)

#7 Ghost Trap (Live Show 7/16/16 | Podcast 2/28/17)

#8 Fidget Spinner "Lost Episode" (Live Show at Columbus Podcast Meetup 5/23/17 | Podcast 2/13/18)

 

EVANGALIEN

Celestine spreads the good word of The Bibli!

Celestine ~ Samantha Stark

Episodes:

#1 Date Night (Live Show 2/11/17 | Podcast 10/10/17)

#2 Theatre Roulette (Live Show 5/13/17)

 

GEORGIE'S JABS

Georgie Schlott just got her own talk show! Hear the abrasive woman sit down with a number of people who are beneath her.

Georgie Schlott ~ Nathan Haley

Episodes:

#1 The Wholesome Honey (Live Show 3/12/16 | Podcast 1/31/17)

#2 John the Botanist (Comfest 2016 Special 6/25/16 | Podcast 5/30/17)

#3 Jackie with the U.S. Treasury (Live Show 8/20/16 | Podcast 6/27/17)

#4 Stew Beef (Live Show 1/14/17 | Podcast 8/22/17)

#5 Gamer Girl Allison (Live Show 3/11/17 | Podcast 11/14/17)

#6 Podcasters Ricky and Bobby (Live Show Columbus Podcast Festival 4/27/17 | Podcast 12/24/17 with full performance)

#7 Author Jerome Wetzel (Live Show 6/10/17 | Podcast 3/6/18)

#8 The Thrupple (Live Show 7/15/17 | Podcast 4/10/18)

#9 Board Game Creators Rob and Drake (Live Show West Grandview Fringe Fest 2017 8/5/17 | Podcast 5/8/18)

#10 Granny Gonzo (Live Show 8/12/17 | Podcast 5/29/18)

#11 Space Janitor Nigel (Live Show 1/13/18)

#12 Grezit the Green (Live Show 4/14/18)

 

GHOST BUDDIES

Houston and Marlene have tragically died! What hijinx will they get into? Find out in this new series on the IABD Kids Network!

Houston - Dallas Ray

Marlene - Marianne Dean-Jackson

The Devil - Shane Stefanchik

Announcer - Chris Allen

Episode:

#1 New Series Promo (Live Show 6/10/17 | Podcast 3/13/18)

#2 Halloween Special (Live Show 10/14/17)

 

GRANNY GONZO

Granny is a character from an episode of Pornstar Detectives, who popped up to sell her delicious twink twin-packs. She returned later to promote other baked goods.

Granny Gonzo ~ Katelyn Hamilton

Episodes:

#1 Twin Twinks (Bundled with Pornstar Detectives "And the Case of the Missing Youth" installment.) (Live Show 9/12/15 | Podcast 2/28/16)

#2 The Star (Live Show 11/19/16 | Podcast 12/1/16)

*Granny Gonzo also appeared in Georgie's Jabs #10.

 

HALFTIME REPORT

Dave and Cheryl are bringing you a mid-show update.

Dave ~ Dan Condo

Cheryl ~ Kristin Green

Episodes:

#1 Valentine's Day 2017 (Live Show 2/11/17)

#2 Not Quite Halftime (Live Show 4/8/17)

#3 Cheryl's Back (Live Show 9/9/17)

#4 Seven Days Sober (Live Show 2/10/18)

 

HOLLY HARPER

Holly moved across the country to follow her boyfriend, who flunked out of college, home. Now she is determined to make a vintage hats and hosieries shop profitable in an economically-depressed town.

Holly Harper ~ Katie Boissoneault

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Episodes:

#1 Holly Harper Moves to Fairfield (Live Show 1/9/16 | Podcast 7/26/16)

#2 Holly Harper Places an Ad (Live Show 2/13/16 | Podcast 8/9/16)

#3 Holly Harper and the Generous Donors (Live Show 5/14/16 | Podcast 11/8/16)

#4 Holly Harper's Boyfriend Gets a Job! (Live Show 9/3/16 | Podcast 3/28/17)

#5 Holly Harper Hires Help (Live Show 10/8/16 | Podcast 5/16/17)

#6 Holly Harper Ends the Sale (Live Show 1/14/17 | Podcast 8/29/17)

#7 Blake's Dispensary (Live Show 4/8/17 | Podcast 12/5/17)

#8 Holly Harper Has a Roommate (8/12/17 | Podcast 6/12/18)

#9 Holly Harper Goes Online (Live Show 2/10/18)

#10 Holly Harper Gets Busted (Live Show 5/12/18)

#11 Holly Harper Wears Orange (Live Show 6/9/18)

 

IABDPR

Chai and Kamomile try to sell their "Sister Talk" series to public radio.

Chai ~ Amanda Iman

Kamomile ~ Addie Peelle

Episodes:

#1 Rubbing Chicken (Live Show 3/11/17 | Podcast 10/31/17)

#2 Bump or Sticker (Live Show 5/13/17 | Podcast 1/9/18)

#3 Event Planner (Live Show 7/15/17 | Podcast 4/19/18)

#4 The Other Sister (Live Show 6/9/18)

 

IN YOUR WINDOWS

Danny Hyde runs a window-installation business

Danny Hyde ~ Dallas Ray

Episodes:

#1 The Whole House (Live Show 1/14/17 | Podcast 9/5/17)

#2 Blinds (Live Show 4/8/17 | Podcast 11/28/17)

 

PIRATE JACK

A real-life pirate, not one o' them Hollywood pirates, sells products for the IABDRH company. Arr!

Pirate Jack ~ Seamus Talty

Episodes:

#1 Spyglass (Live Show 4/8/17 | Podcast 12/19/17) (Special Columbus Arts Fest Live Show 6/8/18)

#2 Sails (Live Show 6/10/17 | Podcast 3/20/18)

#3 First Mate (Live Show 8/12/17 | Podcast 6/5/18)

#4 Hook Hand (Live Show 3/10/18)

 

 

PYMER LABS

This innovative research and development lab in Tipp Town is building the future, tomorrow.

Episodes:

#1 Membership Drive (Live Show 11/19/16 | Podcast 6/13/17)

#2 Damage Control (Live Show 5/13/17 | Podcast 1/23/18)

 

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THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF VOICE ACTORS

Written by Samantha Stark

#1 The Callihans (Live Show 4/14/18

#2 The Coopers (Live Show 5/12/18)

#3 The La Fontaines (Live Show 6/9/18)

 

ROBBIE

Robbie is a Russian-American girl who can offer you great deals out of the back of a truck.

Robbie ~ Addie Peelle

Cousin Viktor ~ Ryan Yohe

Episodes:

#1 Robbie Sells Home Wares (Live Show 4/9/16 | Podcast 10/4/16)

#2 Robbie Sells Comic Book Stuff (Free Comic Book Day @ Packrat 2016 Special 5/7/16 | Podcast 10/25/16)

#3 Robbie Sells Theatre Roulette Tickets (Live Show 5/14/16 | Podcast 5/9/17)

#4 Robbie Sells Comfest T-Shirts (Comfest 2016 Special 6/25/16 | Podcast 12/22/16)

#5 Robbie Sells Craft Beer (West Grandview Fringe Festival 2016 Special 8/13/16 | Podcast 1/24/17)

#6 Robbie Sells Flashlights (Live Show 2/11/17 | Podcast 9/26/17)

 

TINA

Has she got a deal for you!

Tina - Kristin Green

Episodes:

#1 Tina's Tires (Live Show West Grandview Fringe Festival 8/5/17 | Podcast 5/15/18) (Special Columbus Arts Fest Live Show 6/8/18)

#2 Tina's Attires (Live Show 10/14/17)

#3 Tina Is Tired (Live Show 3/10/18)

#4 Tina's Satire (Live Show at Comfest 6/22/18)

 

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TRENT TUSHNER: STAR

Meet the man behind the character.

Trent Tushner ~ Ryan Yohe

Episodes:

#1 Star (Live Show 9/9/17)

#2 Trent Tushner & Felicia Hart (Live Show 1/13/18)

#3 Trent Tushner & Michael J. Cox (Live Show 4/14/18)

 

MISCELLANEOUS

Splunk (Live Show 3/11/17 | Podcast 11/7/17) Written by Nick Arganbright

Nick & Nathan "Confusion" (Live Show 9/9/17)

Mother & Child "Soap of the South" (Live Show 10/14/17) Written by Elizabeth Ellis

Magic Hat (Live Show Columbus Podcast Meetup 12/5/17)

Mrs. Claus "War on Christmas" (Live Show 12/9/17)

Fake Trump Doppleganger (Live Show 1/13/18)

A.S.S. Recruiting Ad (Live Show 2/10/18)

Sketchy Pitches (Live Show 3/10/18)

Time Travel Booking Agency (Live Show at the Columbus Podcast Festival 5/12/18)

IABD Dating App (Live Show at the Columbus Podcast Festival 5/12/18)

Lt. Carson's Seat Belt PSA (Live Show at Comfest 6/22/18)